pin porn

Porn that depicts the use of a tiny 'pin' sized penis. Usually in order to make the viewer feel superior about their incredibly small penis.

Paddy: "I don't like porn all the blokes have got a bigger cock than me"

Mick: "you should look at pin porn, makes me feel like I've got a Godzilla dick"

by Whachawachin January 4, 2020

Pedal Porn

When a subject, usually a sufferer of G.A.S., spends their free time watching any number of Youtube music channels for all the gear demos and reviews they can't get their hands on. Will often be seen browsing Reverb or Ebay for deep deals to soothe their needs.

Dude, why did you buy a Metalzone?
Well, it was just too good a deal and you never know when you might need one
Quit lying. Its all that Pedal Porn. I saw you on Ola's channel checking it out. Plus I found the Phaser you were watching Andy from Reverb try out.
Okay, I like pedals but its not like I'm an addict

by Bass Man Space Man March 26, 2020

Porn hub

Porn hub is a website used to wank ot ginger yourself depending on which gender

I am going to watch porn hub

by Fredceecee March 9, 2020

mice porn

fucking mice porn

mice porn is awesome

by jdnridnsorhf April 30, 2020

Karen Porn

Examples:

The Holiday
It’s Complicated

Valentine’s Day

He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You

You get the idea

Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!

by Breakitdarb May 15, 2020

Riot porn

Riot porn: the addictive and time consuming behavior of those glued to their tv’s late into the early hours of the morning watching riot coverage because they can’t peel themselves away from the video footage.

Brian: where are you going?

Ashley: I’m going to bed. We’ve seen this before. This is riot porn.

by Little donkey June 1, 2020

Porn Bait

A link that baits you to porn, most likely using "click allow to watch the video"

I looked for cheat codes, but is was porn bait

by anonymous September 14, 2020