Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 08, 2015

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 08, 2018

Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!

We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!

by Muskymule August 12, 2022

anal sheep pirate

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.

“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”

by Analdickrape February 20, 2018

Air pirate

Someone who by their existence is robbing you of the air you breathe.

He's a good for nothing air pirate

by Suede opinion July 06, 2022

hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon April 13, 2011

Queer Pirate

A delicious mixed drink with Grenadine, Rum, and Diet Coke on the rocks.

This Queer Pirate is kicking my ass!

by wsbucker February 07, 2012