Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.

Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 16, 2023

Salami pirate

Ass farmer

Jesus, leave me alone you salami pirate.

by Ls1q January 2, 2024

Run on Pirate Gold

A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.

I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!

by Clowpie August 17, 2014

Pirate Flag

The equivalent of ten red flags. If someone flies a Pirate Flag upon initial meeting, it is likely they are not just a warning but a full blown, danger - is - on - the horizon kind of situation. Proceed with extreme caution. Typically associated with Frankies or someone who wears shark slides.

Frankie gave me a Pirate Flag while cooking in the parking lot.

by k27g August 28, 2024

Ice Pirate

When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.

I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.

by Sganz41 December 22, 2022

pirate watch

to watch digital content illegally obtained.

Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.

by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016

Pirate fetish

Severe attraction to pirates.

Avast! I fancy me some pirates ;) one could say I have a pirate fetish.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024