lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 2, 2012

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Peter Pipelayer

(a.k.a. Pipe-layin' Pete) Any guy named Pete who plunges his dick into someone's mud hole...(possibly causing a severe case of Mud Butt).

Pete: Did you ever meet Peter Pipelayer?
Marissa: No, who's that?
Pete: I'll show you. *turns her over, rips off her skirt and begins*
Marissa: *screaming*
*30 minutes pass*
Marissa: *Wiping tears from her eyes while walking out of the bathroom*.... YOU GAVE ME MUD BUTT!!!!!!

by Cement-Mixin' Charlie June 29, 2004

Alaskan pipeline

When you take a condom shit in it, freeze it and use it as a dildo

Me girlfriend wanted to get crazy but we didn't have a dildo so we made an alaskan pipeline

by Dtrock3 December 20, 2010

in the pipeline

being prepared, processed, or worked on

How come the medicine is still in the pipeline? What will I do if my condition gets worse?

by The Return of Light joker October 15, 2010

Pipeliner

A pickup line that has a 70% chance of getting someone laid. Pipeliners are usually used by men since women don't normally have a hard time getting men to sleep with them.

Remember that chick from the 40/40 that was being kinda standoffish? yeah, so i served her a pipeliner and she can now tell you what my dick taste like?

Nookid: Hey, come here often?
Hot Chick: Not interested.
Nookid: I'm an upcoming rapper who is currently cutting a deal with def jam.
Hot Chick: I know this cool trick, whip out your dick and i'll show you.

by Nookid May 25, 2010

pipe them briefs

To have sex with someone. (Usually not used in the presence of the person it refers to)

So, did you pipe them briefs last night?

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003