Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022

Peter parker

Orphan

Oh no my parents are gone I'm now a peter parker

by Wanda maximoff February 22, 2022

peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last

John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex

by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022

robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

George Parker

George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.

George Parker is like a spaghetti Bettie.

by Wordzzzzzzzzz.zz March 15, 2022

Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.

She is such an Evelyn Parker.

by mac.s17 March 18, 2022

Axe Parker

axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends

stop being an axe parker

by spreespree March 18, 2022