Pigeon People

when you see someone as a pigeon. as in the body is feathers and only the head remains human

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Lil people syndrome

Any person 5’4 and under who gets mad fast about small and big things

She really got mad because her he said no, she has lil people syndrome

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Fecal People is a term that applies to folks who take Metamucil on a regular basis and take nice fluffy shits as a result.

My friend Chris and I are very regular because we’re fecal people.

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When one of your coworkers does something totally unbelievable.

Coworker: I can’t believe he used hand baskets to build his display.

Manager: Our People Are Great
Everybody: *Laughs*
Joe: Damnit

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Totally mentally gifted and usually also fine as hell.

I wish I were one of the Future People

Future People by virzas September 30, 2020

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A problem of fat people being when they see someone else eating, the eat also. Often to excess.

I was watching the Food Network last night and I wanted to go eat because of it, I may have a fat people problem.

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those trays they usually have at white people functions! the shit with cheese and mf ham 😒

“ayo where’s the white people snack tray?”

“you know the one with cheese and crackers?”

“yeah man, the white people snack tray!”

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