Poop out your Pee 

The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.

see also: pee out your poop.

" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"

Poop out your Pee by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010

Poop Duped

When you 100% feel a poop coming on and you excuse yourself from an important task or meeting, only to be lied to by your asshole, turns out it was just some gas.

I missed a key issue when I got up from our national sales meeting only to be poop duped.

Poop Duped by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

poop tart

a flagrant trollop who enjoys anal sex.

monifa is such a poop tart. she totally likes it in the ass.

poop tart by badonkadej July 15, 2006

poop on a plate 

1. a way to describe the way you poop on a plate
2. a way to describe shit food

"eww this is fucking poop on a plate"
"can i have the poop on the plate please .."
"damn you! you fucking pooped on my plate!"
"i hope its not poop on a plate :("
"c'mon.. lets poop on the plate"
"i cant poop on my plate :'("

poop on a plate by carrie and chels July 1, 2007

Poop Soup 

The combination of poo and cum after anal sex.

Hours after nick had shot his load inside Rachel, the sticky poop soup dribbled out.

Poop Soup by Sam Tucker June 1, 2006

poop juice 

another way to say diarrhea.

poop juice is easy to get out

poop juice by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

poop mousse 

chocolate mousse swirled into a bowl coming out looking like poop

I tried to be fancy and squeeze the mousse from a ziploc, but it just became poop mousse.
Nel: Watch out for the dog doo
Ecid: Thanks. Hey, that reminds me of the poop mousse we had at Ard's place last night.

poop mousse by ardnad December 9, 2008