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John Hamilton’ed

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed
Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!
by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020
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John Gork

If given the term "John Gork" at random, without any prior context or specific meaning associated with it, I can provide a general interpretation or definition based on the individual components of the name:

"John" is a common masculine given name, derived from the Hebrew name "Yochanan," meaning "God is gracious." It is widely used in English-speaking countries.

"Gork" is a surname that does not have a commonly known or specific meaning in the English language. It could be a personal or family name with various origins or cultural associations.

Therefore, in the absence of additional information, "John Gork" could be interpreted as a fictional character name, an individual's name, or a combination of two ordinary names. Without specific context or details, it is challenging to provide a more precise definition or meaning for "John Gork" beyond the general understanding of the given components.
by mepisstoe June 28, 2023
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John lennon

the dummy thick beetle that was actually a pimp but shot by the gangsta harry duffy
by hasbulladagoat426 August 1, 2022
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The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis
The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife
by Longishdong August 11, 2021
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John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!
Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"
by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017
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John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,
John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable
by Randomlyly May 20, 2021
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John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.
He did a John job on her!
by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019
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