Finger Free February

Girls can’t finger or have an orgasm in february like boys can’t nut in november

Hey u doing no nut november? Puh, Im doing finger free february

by Wandren December 18, 2019

free range chicken

A person afraid of anything and everything.

She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.

by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020

Minecraft free no scam

A VIRUS
BASICALLY A VIRUS FOUND ON SOFTONIC
IDK MORE ABOUT IT

its used for people who like to scam
"minecraft free no scam"

by Toxman1429 February 11, 2022

free video games

what poor noobs type in google to try and get free games, mostly resulting in a virus on their computer

Noob: OH BOY, I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO GET FREE VIDEO GAMES!
*gets virus on computer*
Noob:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Cacx101 July 20, 2017

kid free weekend

Something that parents get when they have aunts, uncles, grandparents or other responsible adults who take their children for an entire weekend, allowing the parents time to spend together sans kids.

Bae and I are having kid free weekend in Tahoe! Thanks nonna!

by thefluffyrainbowunicorn May 26, 2017

sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chaeg January 28, 2014

d/d free

Drugs and drinking free often used in personal ads.

5'10", 150#, d/d free,

by JohnJohn89 April 30, 2005