Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop

by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023

dinosaur shaped world is real!

this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school

the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!

by multi retarded boy October 5, 2020

Step out in the real world

Idiom

To tackle problems in the real world or life.

If we don't interact with opposite gender, we won't know how to deal with them when we would step out in the real world for livelihood.

by Zami Karzai August 14, 2018

watch out real quick!

what you use to get pass a person quickly not necessarily in your way but you still want to be a an asshole

me: (passing through a group of people) ey watch out real quick! dawg. my bad i didn't mean

Them: (murmering) Dick head

by Xxcyclonexx March 2, 2017

no u isn't a real comback

Changed my mind

it means that no u isn't a real comback so you can't say no u

by S3mper December 12, 2018

Real Life Auto correct

Real Auto Correct also Know as RAC is when your otp with a Female Or With one of your boys an You Say something But it comes Out Different Just Like Auto Correct But way worse most of the time when RAC happens you Say Sum Fucked Up or Just weird DONT TRY TO TAKE OUR SHIT LAMES.
-AlexnBrycon ✍️

“Foo Your gay asf” Mybad Myboy That was Real Life auto Correct .
“Ima Tryna be up in your BestFriends guts “
My bad dawg Yk I meant I just Wanna Hug

by AlexnBryson-_- January 27, 2020

Midori / the real Sou Hiyori

A BITCH ASS MF who SUCKS and HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING RIGHT. He was an ASS to my boyfriend and he SUPPORTS AUTISM SPEAKS. He also probably hates women and gay people let’s be honest. If you find this man attractive 1. How? He literally has no redeeming qualities, nor is he hot in any sense whatsoever. 2. STOP IT. Also if you ship SouShin that is disgusting please never have a romantic relationship with anyone…. Midori is a pathetic rat tail man who pisses himself often.

Fuck Midori.

Valentine: MIDORI / THE REAL SOU HIYORI IS A BITCH
Mickey: I AGREE

by Shin Tsukimi’s bf August 18, 2023