nipple bandit

When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else

That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 15, 2023

Nipple

The part of the body that is tasty

I love nipples

by Basketballnum54 March 8, 2019

Humble Nipple

A proportionate and lively nipple that sits beautifully while unassumingly on ones frame. The Humble Nipple exudes power, demands respect, and is both pretty and happy.

Ms. Anderson's humble nipples were just barely pressing through her tank top this morning, to the joy and acknowledgement of her 8th grade pottery class.

by SodSod1392 June 16, 2024

Nipple Herder

One who leads nipples

Mina is such a Nipple Herder; leads nipples to the Promised Land!

by MMMMmmmmMInaAAAAAA! April 10, 2011

Nipple bum

When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole

Ew you have a nipple bum

by Unknown2727291 April 19, 2016

Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023

Arizonian Nipple Zapper

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire

Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025