Dance monkey

A stupid fucking tik tok song that gets into ur head with a decent tune but trash vocal skills.

Example:
Person: Have u heard the song dance monkey?
Person: Yeah everyone has, its shite

by llama-corns November 30, 2019

Rig-Monkey

A Rig-Monkey is someone who when at a free party or rave they feel the urge to start climbing the stack some Rig-Monkeys are ok an Get the crowd goin an get down. then there is the other sort. This Rig-Monkey wil keep climbing the stack urging people to join him. these are bad Rig-Monkeys an should be left at home

good...man1: Did you see that girl last night get up on the stack an dance an get everyone goin?
man2: yeah i was right there she was a right Rig-Monkey.

bad...man1: man did you see that nob last night?
man2: yeah wot a Rig-Monkey he kept gettin up there.

I thought at on point the stack was going to fall over.
man1:yeah he should av been left at home.

by davendave February 5, 2010

Monkey Rocker

the Monkey Rocker is basically a cahir that has sex with you, you sit down on the dildo and it penetrates you into your anal orriphus, depending if your a guy or girl, it is meant for both sexes.

hey, i bought this Monkey Rocker for $799.99, wanna try it out?

by A disestablishmenatarianzed May 27, 2009

jalapeno monkey

A monkey native to Latin America and Dublin.
Eats: Sub of the day with extra jalapenos.

The jalapeno monkey is found in Dublin zoo.

by Absolut Tricia November 4, 2006

Chud Monkey

An annoying and/or stupid person.

Stop spamming my forum,you chud monkey!

by Archangel1772 September 25, 2008

Spice Monkey

An offensive name for a person of Indian descent.

Susan, I don't want you dating that spice monkey!

by TacoLoco987 March 20, 2011

Me Monkeys

Semen, male ejaculate.

I pulled out and dropped a load of me monkeys on her back.

by Dick Gozinya February 24, 2005