The Mom Paradox

When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.

You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.

Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.

Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*

by Guulagg February 22, 2022

your mom

what i do every night

✨your mom✨

by caffeinatedfiend July 18, 2023

ur mom

it's very clear. it's your mom-

yooo ur mom is hot

damn i want ur mom to rail me!

by urmom'ssneakylink December 2, 2021

your mom

she is your mom duuhhhh

omg is that a bird no its your mom

by whip with that food November 29, 2018

your mom

stupid

drip too hard your mom

by ilikedrawinglolhaha December 8, 2018

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

dylan’s mom

nobody knows that bitch left

bro you know what happened to dylan’s mom. no because i don’t know her

by playboi.aiden November 3, 2020