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Definitions by AWESOMESAWS12

sweaty mom 

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.
Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}
sweaty mom by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018

old time asznee 

Big Shaq and asnzee go way back
Big shaq: Old time asznee

Me:I know. Its been a while