Splooge Master

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.

Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon

by Ragol October 16, 2008

maltar

to sneak your way into..to be the most annoying fucking person ever. a weasel.

he tried to maltar his way into our shore house.

by S.B. March 31, 2005

Natural Mascara

bruising a females lower ocular socket.(see also BLACK EYE)

She wouldn't let me put it in her butt, so I gave her natural mascera.

by Adam November 5, 2004

Master Gooch

A man skilled in the ways of the Gooch, Can turn you into a Gooch Assassin. Look out for the Master Gooch, you will find him covered in sweat and thick hairs, may have a bacon strip running down his front.
gooch assassin

Douchebag1:'Ima become a Gooch Assassin'
Douchebag2:'Awesome, you now how to become one?'
Douchebag1:'Yeah, just need to find the Master Gooch!'

by MikeyDouche November 7, 2007

mactarded

When someone doesn't know how to use a mac.

Shelly is mactarded.

by Jac8998 July 7, 2010

PUB|Drunken.Master

Clanus Leaderus publicus communitus
Generous soul devoted to bringing the adult *cough* people together in the world of online gaming.

Also the 1337 Call of Duty Gamer

PUB|DM pwns u

u got pwned by PUB|DM AvE iT!!!

cus i is sexeh

by guesswho January 2, 2005

dark_jedi_master

Admirer of tFighterpilot. Not ashamed that he is ghey. Likes teh mens.

by Daynk Mohda July 23, 2003