Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

by basher09 September 7, 2021

Galaxy Mustache

Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)

NYX's side chick

Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?

Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache

Guy: yes makes sense epic human

by Hi I'm beef November 5, 2021

Green-mostyn

The act of taking a steamy green dump on someone’s chest

Nicole green-mostyned shaun. Shaun was not happy.

by Boomer3000 November 17, 2021

Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.

You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.

by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021

hot must

when you have musty features (such as looking like you haven't showered in 5 days), but it is overpowered by your level of hotness.

daaaaamnnnn *aggressively brushes teeth* that senior from our school is so hot must

by dickcheeselover30 November 29, 2021

What must cut?

A rude phrase used in response to irrelevant information that has been brought to your attention and has no value to your life whatsoever. Most likely annoying

Sunny: “I was on FaceTime with ”

Jack: “Okay now what must cut?”

by Miyagison January 9, 2022

Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022