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swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG
bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY
swag money by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021
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Infinite Money 

Bankruptcy go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dum dum who knows nothing about economics: If we print Infinite Money, we should an infinite increase in money!

Smart alpha chad wall street economist: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT INFINITE MONEY!!!!!!! YOU'LL BANKRUPT THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dum dum who knows nothing about economics: haha infinite money printing go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cum Money 

money earned through sexual acts or pornography
Guy: Imagine how rich that pornstar must be!
Girl: Yeah but I’d rather be rich with an actual job instead of cum money
Cum Money by cold dude June 11, 2021

Sound Money 

Whatever Anthony Pompliano says it is.
“Peter, the definition of sound money is no one can create any more that already exists. “

“Anthony, you can’t just create your own definition.”

Urban Dictionary “Done”
Sound Money by Delta254 December 5, 2021

Omg Money 

Omg Money that was her name.
Omg Money by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021

tech money/technology money 

These are the social media overlords who took advantage of the early internet and made social media apps, they can come from old/new/non money, they are almost always male and have a tendency to sell their users data...

FYI: tech money can be new as well! Take a look at Tiktok
Mark Zuckerberg is tech money/technology money.
Yo bro tf is a tech money?
Social media overlords who made social media apps we communicate on.
Ah, aight thanks!

Stripper money 

when you have an ungodly amount of ones in your wallet to be considered normal
1: bro, so i was giving rebecca change
2: and?
3: i got a peek in her wallet, she got Stripper money