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matthew

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by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025
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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*
by anonymous March 8, 2019
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Matthew

MATTHEW GOT A HUGE DICK THAT LUCKY BASTERED
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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matthew louis

a man who suffers large traces of dumb. eats furballs for breakfast lunch and dinner
the kid is acting like a matthew louis
by jeffe jones April 20, 2018
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matthew whittimore

A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.
matthew whittimore is a dick head
by fskjgrwiuabfvjoagh August 26, 2017
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Matthew Howarth

A very hot-headed male. Often wastes time yelling at unassuming people who are innocent and embarrasses himself. Is a science simp.
random: *gets super angry for no. reason and wont shut up*
onlooker: "wow that guy is such a Matthew Howarth"
by mattthebatxxx October 12, 2022
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