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Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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Jordan has a massive penis that is at least 12 inch's and has a godly six pack. Jordans are most compatible with Y. He also gets alot of head and sex. They the best at sexz
Jordan is a fire person.
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A mark who believes everything he sees in the internet
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Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.
Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.
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Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/

If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??
Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*
by Nadrojboi December 30, 2022
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International fuck Jordan's bitch day

This is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch
"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!
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Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.
OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!
by xxFacts4LIieXx December 3, 2019
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