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Jordan Ravetch

Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.
Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.

Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch
by oneonetmk September 5, 2023
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JORDAN

Jordan is a ugly ass short dumb bitch whos gay and spends all money on vbucks and likes little kids. Also has a small peenis and there moms are a bitch
Look at that Jordan spending his money on vbucks
by Dumbbitchbob September 21, 2020
mugGet the JORDANmug.

Kayleigh Jordan

I’m just going to Kayleigh Jordan it.
by Cpj May 29, 2024
mugGet the Kayleigh Jordanmug.

jordan b smith

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced
You can’t do better than Jordan b smith
by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018
mugGet the jordan b smithmug.

Jordan Valenzuela

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022
mugGet the Jordan Valenzuelamug.

Jordan

Jordan is a fine ahhh Mfka that make a Mfka fall in love freaky and funny get you yo own Jordan
Him:My name Jordan

Me:my nigga you Automatically fine 😛
by Im dat bihhh November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan Rachel

by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021
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