The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

by Longishdong August 11, 2021

John Dece

"John Dece" a common slang saying in the UK to describe when something/someone is Decent.

Conor: last night was deeecent

Cory: yeah it was John dece brev

by CJM96 October 22, 2016

John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

john krasinski

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father

me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘

by charleystarr2025 July 26, 2021

john buzzell

Fucking your mom

John buzzell is fucking your mom

by Shrek sucks a dilldo December 20, 2016

John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

john jiro

a fucking jungle asian 👴🏿

man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲

by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019