john krasinski

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father

me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘

by charleystarr2025 July 26, 2021

John's glue

Semen

I've never made so much John's glue in my life

by Eyalt January 22, 2022

john buzzell

Fucking your mom

John buzzell is fucking your mom

by Shrek sucks a dilldo December 20, 2016

John JC

The real one my g

John Jc is da real brudda

by Fantasy14 September 6, 2019

The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

by Longishdong August 11, 2021

John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!

Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"

by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017

John lennon

the dummy thick beetle that was actually a pimp but shot by the gangsta harry duffy

john lennon is thicc

by hasbulladagoat426 August 1, 2022