Skin bag

-The ballsack of a modern king who can sing (@Igobycj)
-Your body

“I sat on my skin bag and hit a high note”
“I scraped my skin bag on the sidewalk”

by Koko97 July 22, 2023

plain skinned

A person who doesn't have any tattoos or piercings. Their skin is like a blank canvas

'So what's that girl you met up with look like?'
'Alright, long blonde hair, quite tall, plain skinned.'

by Freeby March 09, 2014

Birthday Skins

Having wild sex on your birthday.

Damn, today’s my birthday. I’m finna get me some birthday skins.

by Bratzilla22 January 25, 2022

skin crawler

someone who gives you the heebie-jeebies, and makes you want to gouge your eyes out, from the uncanny valley

“that person is a skin crawler”

by donnydotcom June 24, 2024

Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 06, 2010

Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope May 06, 2018

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 March 27, 2016