Ham

A lame, and Gullible individual who tries to do tasks that he/she is not built for.

Wow, Jarrod is thè biggest ham when it comes to anything.

by Bornontaxday May 21, 2020

claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011

ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.

Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you

by Lp27 September 28, 2017

Ham

is the act of making one believe a fun yet falsified reality

Bright totally pulled some ham on Shelbert.

by WordsOfTheFuture January 27, 2023

HAM

An acronym meaning "Hardly Agree More" to express agreement and often sameness, especially in instant and text messaging.

1. (agreement)
Guy 1: Watch this video, the girl in it is really hot!
Guy 2: Ham!

2. (sameness)
Girl: I'm going to the fair this weekend.
Guy: Ham!

by dinomoo July 22, 2010

HAM

Home
And
Masturbate

Man, it's been a long ass day. I'm gonna go HAM.

by hamboy6969 January 31, 2018

ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.

Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'

by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024