80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

noodles foot

A goofy person with hella dance moves!

That Michael is such a noodles foot!

by Anabanabobana July 30, 2017

Foot hook

When someone hooks you with their foot and holds you in place.

Ouch you foot hooked me

by Gamer1401 November 7, 2021

Dick foot

Mongo pushing skateboarder. Likes to do cliff hangers. Can't Ollie so does a lot of boneless. Pushes mongo btw. Did their first kickflip on the carpet in their mom's living room also pushing mongo..

He pushed dick foot and tried to do an Ollie.

by Crit84 January 1, 2022

foot check

When you squat down in a public bathroom so you can check that gap under the door for feet, to learn whether or not a certain stall is empty

I wasn't sure whether the stall was occupied, so I casually performed a foot check.

by poivron October 13, 2012

Foot Lock

Foot lock is when you are sat or stood in a position and then your foot locks in place and you’re unable to move it for a period of time. Sometimes, when you are able to move it again, it can be painful. An easy way to unlock it is by twisting and flexing your toes as much as possible.

Oh no, Becky has got foot lock again. Should we call her mum?

by alvssandra November 15, 2022

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013