douche-connect 

When a player leaves or disconnects from a game / round / raid for no reason right in the middle.

ex1: "Sorry guys gotta go" /groupquits in the middle of a dungeon run, raid, or round of play.

"Wow, what a way to douche-connect"

ex 2: When a player quits a group after the loot they want doesn't drop, so they leave group or fake disconnect.

douche-connect by Drye November 22, 2010

Douche Bag 

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.

"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."

Douche Bag by batmanuelle December 3, 2010

douche queen 

A major douche bag.

Look at that douche queen. What a faggotron da vinci.

douche queen by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

douche bag 

Tyler Scott Beaty King of the Douches

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!

douche bag by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011

douche lean 

Taking the Gangsta Lean one step further by reclining the seat back and twisting your upper body completely to the right like you want to spoon your stick shift.

Yo mah boy was douche leanin so hard he almost crashed cuz he couldnt see over the dashboard.

douche lean by JimmyJumpNY December 15, 2011

Douche Canoe 

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.

That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!

Douche Canoe by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015

Douche Canoe 

Noun: The title one gives their cheating ex.

Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.

Douche Canoe by RandyRubix October 3, 2016