Captain fuck a lot

A man who is the captain of fucking alot of people

“Ain’t that your man”. “Nah that’s Captain fuck a lot”

by Ririxfeed February 17, 2026

Captain cap off

The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.

Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 19, 2026

captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud

Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.

by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024

Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.

Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Captain

Bay area slang for pimp.

Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"

by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Captain Novolin

One of the few diabetes themed games

Captain Novolin is a bad representation of diabetes

by Beaver shearer January 5, 2025