CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.

I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!

by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025

Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.

James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”

by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021

chode supreme

"Astrologies," THE chode supreme.

"Somebody told me that Astrologies guy is the chode supreme, like, father of all chodes. The most chode ever."

"Nobody else holds the title for chode supreme quite like Astrologies does."

by hvrns May 7, 2021

Pogo Chode

When you chop off your legs and move around by bouncing on your penis like a pogo stick.

I need to get to my terminal fast, I'm going to cut off my legs and hop on my Pogo Chode over to my plane.

by Paul Petrol September 19, 2024

Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.

Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.

by pablopooop January 8, 2016

chode

chode is a slur for boys with willys thicker than it’s length. For example a kieron willy.

Gabi: You have a kieron willy!!
Ava: I DO NOT HAVE A CHODE

by ihatechodes May 12, 2022

Chode Russle

This saying is an expression for an “all mighty chode” basically saying the best chode

Bro thats “Chode Russle” everyone knows how big it is

by Banditsea February 4, 2025