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Blowing up pipe

Damn bro, Cody is sucking so much dick he may as well be blowing up pipe
by Kimismyfavourite June 2, 2021
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bar blow out

When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.
I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.
by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021
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blow me eyes

Eyes that are so blue that they’re the kind of eyes you want to see when a girl is going down on you.
Heather is so hot bro.”
“I know, one look into those “blow me eyes” and I almost nut in my pants.”
by swagmoney237 July 26, 2022
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Blow up Santa

There’s multiple definitions for this one icl-

It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up

Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..
“Man I really wish I could blow Santa”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”
by Imverysmart:) September 30, 2023
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Blowing his Horn

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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maximum blow job

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.
Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.
by Aminusvox September 22, 2019
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maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014
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