leaf blowing ruminations

Mindless insights that come when you are cutting the grass, weeding or walking outside.

Hey! Great thought ! Another one of your leaf blowing ruminations?

by Althenia October 9, 2017

blow job knob

Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.

And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.

by Tripnik5 October 16, 2017

blow torch lick

Explosively flatulating upon a sexual partner's face mid-asslicking.

Denise received a full-force blow torch lick and needed stem cell skin grafted onto her wrecked-up facehole.

by UncleDisco September 1, 2016

Blow up Santa

There’s multiple definitions for this one icl-

It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up

Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..

“Man I really wish I could blow Santa”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”

by Imverysmart:) September 30, 2023

Alaskan Snow Blow

cum on a pillow and hit someone with it

I hit him with an Alaskan Snow Blow last night

by Angeal3476 August 7, 2023

blow me eyes

Eyes that are so blue that they’re the kind of eyes you want to see when a girl is going down on you.

“Heather is so hot bro.”
“I know, one look into those “blow me eyes” and I almost nut in my pants.”

by swagmoney237 July 26, 2022

blow my wood

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

by vae April 14, 2022