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parkin' the beef bus in tuna town 

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
Related Words

Anus Beef 

A funny misspelling by "Hardees Thick Burgers", which is laughed about commonly. People also like to put this into motivators and make it copypasta.

Development as german meme:
Also an increasing number of people in Germany begin to use this word as a term for bad tasting burgers.
This is also used as a relation to the latest "Gammelfleisch Skandal" / "Rotten meat scandal" in Germany.
Dude 1: Dude, did you try those new Double Ultracheese Burgers at <insert burger restaurant here>?

Burger Dude: Forget about them, they contain Anus Beef!
Anus Beef by !ng December 18, 2009

corned beef curtains 

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.
I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

sloppy roast beef 

I was finger banging and was about to go in for the kill when I saw the sloppy roast beef.

Teriyaki Beef 

Hawaiian slang for Meat flaps in the Vagina area. Can be used in conjunction with the American slangs for Beef Curtains or Meat Flaps.

Saggitarius and the meat curtains.

"da girl so loose" "girl stretched out" "Nautica Torn has teriyaki beef"
Teriyaki Beef by Oahu808 February 15, 2008

king beef 

a person with a big penis
Hey ladies, "King Beef" in da house
king beef by Ron Harris January 16, 2004