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goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.
"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"
by Alice13193 April 15, 2014
mugGet the goal shortsmug.

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.
by GBL116 June 4, 2018
mugGet the Jacob Shortmug.

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
mugGet the National Short People Named Marius Daymug.
Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
mugGet the National Beat Up Short People Daymug.

Short

Sereeena
Someone: aye can you tell me what short is
Someone: sereena
by NotDoc March 5, 2022
mugGet the Shortmug.

shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short
stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄
by Sa’najah May 27, 2018
mugGet the shortness-ness-nessmug.

national shorts day

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day
by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022
mugGet the national shorts daymug.

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