I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

Cheeses Crackers

Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"

Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.

It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!

by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010

crackers

to have an extreme wedgie to eat your pants with your butt cheeks

look at that girl she has extreme crackers

by Mcfly3521 February 4, 2010

Crackers

Noun. A british term to describe someone who is a bit crazy, a loose cannon.

Dave: What the fuck is Craig doing kicking off with them lads at the bar?!

Paul: Not a clue mate, he's fucking crackers!

by dmc1dmc August 6, 2017

Crackeress

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

crackerdoodles

it's an angry expression used by aiden when he loses or gets mad.

"holy Crackerdoodles"

by soccer777 March 27, 2018

Cracked off the beat

A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.

Did you see FUAD clutch that 1v3 on Dust II yesterday? He's cracked off the beat bro!

by Narakgar September 8, 2019