Fresh Tits

1. A word used to describe especially good tits. It can also be used to compliment something that is awesome.

1. " damn that bitch has got some fresh tits"

2. Alex:" I just got a brand new Ferrari"

Josh:"fresh tits!"

by Rick Malone Stark III March 12, 2011

Performance Tits

Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.

Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?

Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!

by Kay Squared November 17, 2010

Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011

Knuckle tits

When refering to rock hard tits that are protruding from a ladies brazier; when a woman jumps and her boobs arent affected by the reactionary effects of gravity.

dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams

(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons

person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it

by thenorm March 17, 2011

Itchy Tits

A state of excitement or arousal.

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

Witches tits

A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket

Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man

by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021

Tit Shitter

Someone who shits on tits... Or poos out boobs.

"That was guy was a total Tit Shitter!"

"Simon is a Tit-Shitter."

"Hey man you got some tit in your shit... ya Tit Shitter."

by Cheif Queef Latiff August 9, 2009