when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time
“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”
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Oh my Dracula

1: An phrase of exclamation.

2: A phrase Kim Dracula fans use in any type of shocking or funny situation.
Oh my dracula, they did not do that!
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Let me finish my fate

When someone has to finish something before they do something else
Wife:"Babe we're getting a divorce" Husband: "Let me finish my fate"
by StarkDanger February 17, 2025
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socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off
Bro my hoe just socked my cock
by Cock of the sock March 18, 2016
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Flacco My Cracco

Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.

1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”

2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.

3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”

Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”

Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”

Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”

Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.

No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco
by Justin Title, Attorney At Law December 04, 2023
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some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself
A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one
by why IS UR mum gay May 15, 2018
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