Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens

Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!

by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM

by direct crit October 20, 2023

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*

by direct crit October 21, 2023

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck

And do the extent that we do it's heavily localized and uses the physical components that already exist and the theories we generate regarding how those components interact.

Hym "No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck. We affect reality and YOU make up stories that aren't real to distort reality but that isn't what you are insinuating when you say we create reality. What you insinuating is that we somehow generate the broader non-localized reality through some nonsense. And that's fucking stupid."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2026

<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025