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your mom

Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED
2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***
by DejiOlatunji June 10, 2022
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smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley
You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce
by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024
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Get your toe down

To go fast in a vehicle related to the gas pedal and the action of pushing it
Dave you are going to be late get your toe down you might make it in time.
by Sir sweet April 4, 2022
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Andrew Tate your ass

Forcefully pimping someone out, with or without their consent & keeping the whole cut of their earnings, leaving them with nothing.
by Majesty Flair October 12, 2023
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National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 1, 2025
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fret on your chill

When you've bothered or annoyed someone like if you were nagging them.
If you tell your roommate to turn their music down and feel bad about it later:

"Sorry, man. I didn't mean to fret on your chill."
by ame14 May 8, 2017
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When your girl wears another dude's hat

When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.

The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.

There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.

2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022
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