My Tweets

Something you should turn into a book if I die.

Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!

by JohnTheDork January 30, 2022

Burning hate in my soul

When you talk to someone named miguel and you absolutely hate them

Ew is that miguel, i fuck hate him ! He makes me have a burning hate in my soul .

by antimiguel February 1, 2022

my mammers

Someone's mom ,lol ya that's right nivek notsum's mom ,$uper momma, angela maxwell

That's my mammers

by Simon Saysso February 2, 2022

Bitch Doin Coke at My Grandma’s in My Dreams

What the girl you’re dating does

“Are Lydia and Kaylee dating?”
Lydia: “bitch doin Coke at my grandma’s in my dreams”

by Mrlouviolet February 3, 2022

eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022