Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011

Ass-Latin

Putting Ass or Sex at the end of a word to add comedic value. Usually used while texting or just talking to friends.

After School-Sex i'm going to go over Jake-asses house-sex and speak some Ass-Latin-sex"

by LostPossum June 28, 2011

Punk-Ass Poudyal

Punk ass bitch. Especially a punk ass bitch from Nepal

Eric: Diwesh, you gotta stop being such a punk-ass Poudyal.
Diwesh: You're a punk-ass Poudyal!
Eric: You smell bad.... kinda like a Poudyal.

by Smelly Brown Guy November 17, 2011

ass-tappery

Simply a word used both as an adverb or adjective describing one's engagement in the sexual arts.

"He is the master of ass-tappery, he banged that whole group of freshman before the end of fall quarter."

"His sexing is ass-tappery at its finest"

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

ASS HAT

One or more persons drops pants and place their bare asses on the victims head, take a photo and laugh your own ass off.

Mayr is a frequent wearer of an ass hat.
He does not find it funny butt we do.

by JFFFP September 25, 2011

Ass Nestler

One who finds comfort residing within the confines of the anal cavity of those who will do all or some of their job for them

That ass nestler would throw his mom under the bus if she didn't cut his meat for him at dinner

by Irish Actor Girl September 29, 2011