Glenfield Middle School

A Middle School in the NYC-suburb of Montclair, NJ, established in 1896 in an Historically Black neighborhood, Glenfield was one of the first Magnet Schools created in Northern New Jersey following the protests and race riots in the "Long Hot Summer" of 1967 and NJ Supreme Court decisions in the 60s and 70s requiring steps to combat de facto segregation beyond "freedom of choice" plans (e.g. Rice v. Montclair Board of Education, 1966, and Jenkins v. Morristown, 1971). Glenfield was designated the Magnet School for Performing Arts (while Upper Montclair's Mount Hebron - now named after Astronaut and Montclair Native Buzz Aldrin - became the Magnet School for Math and Science) - with students from any part of town able to select where to go, with bussing available. A short bus-ride from NYC theaters and TV studios, Glenfield has strong Performing Arts programs and its students and alumni have gone on to professional careers in the Performing Arts and has been used as a movie site with students selected as extras. Glenfield also has options for advanced courses in liberal arts and math and sciences. Glenfield maintains a strong connection with Black Culture and Black History, which is often included in all subjects, e.g. Black Scientists in Science classes, Black Authors in English classes, etc.

John: How come you sing Gospel when you're White?
Jenny: I sang in Chorus at Glenfield Middle School!

by cleanandgreen December 7, 2025

school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

Trinity School Croydon

Massive school full of small cock kids from wandsworth or bromley. All the year 9s goon to the sixth form girls tiktoks and full of streetwear white boys with fluffy hair who sag their trousers while they have loving families at home. Great school if you want to grow up fearing women, heavily influenced by their ginger deputy head who adores underage knob.

'Oh you go to Trinity School Croydon?'
"Yeah I do"
'So you thoroughly enjoy willy then'
"Pretty much"

by bodie_whit010 December 19, 2025

Bothell High School

A high school in Bothell, Washington full of fat fucking chuds and gays.

Person 1: You know that dude goes to Bothell High School?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a fat fucking chud.
Person 1: And I heard he takes dick from the whole football team.

by bitchidfkfuckyou December 20, 2025

Red Clay School District

The Red Clay Consolidated School District, often shortened to just "Red Clay" or "Red Clay Schools" is a mysteriously obscure school district located in northern Delaware, though most of its schools are in Wilmington. Numerous attempts have occurred to research anything on the school district to little avail. Even its own students and faculty have little information regarding its history.

The Red Clay School District is very obscure.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

the masters school

if you're one of the few straight people at this school, you're a real one, not many like you. keep doin what you're doin

Person one: there are so many gay people at the masters school.

person two: aren't you gay?

person one: just because I go to the masters school doesn't mean I'm gay!

person two: ...

person three: are my eyes too red to go to class?

by LIGIBITIQUA January 4, 2026

school

A place where students are required to wear sailor uniform, whilst at the same time not being allowed to spit out sailor language

Walking into school in my sailor uniform felt great, but I had to remember: no sailor language allowed, or I'd end up in detention!

by Emotional Cruiser January 6, 2026