Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.
Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?
Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?
Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
by conja! March 11, 2011
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Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."
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