Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.

Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!

by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023

Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.

Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!

by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023

Riverside Girls High School

A place where girls are constantly getting pregnant by the "pussy eater" named MCneAL. Her calves are so big and fat that she could suffocate you with them... Don't go to this demon birthing school... we have furries and Mr willy. you don't want that.. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAKE PLEASE DONT COME TO THIS PLACE OR THE WILLY MAN WILL COME AND EAT YOU..

Riverside Girls Highschool is the perfect breeding ground for furries.
Mcneal: I took my student's shitting rights away, and now they're all constipated and emo
Willy: That's Riverside Girls High School for ya

by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023

School of the nations

A undercover prison as a school in macau

School of the nations is not a school

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Northlight Secondary School

Northlight Secondary school is one of the most notorious schools in Singapore, well known for it’s gangsterism “ah-beng” or “paikia” like culture, the school is also well known for it’s famous rioting. The school is also very well known for its biggest paikia, the one and only infamous Johann, known as the most fiercest fighter in Northlight Secondary School. Johann has a very infamous reputation in school for not attending lessons but acing all his subjects for exams. Balances his gangster life and school life.

“Walao eh! Northlight Secondary School scary bro! I heard the school biggest fighter legit scary sia!”
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Mango bossku 15, 2022

by darrennnnnnnnnnnnnn March 29, 2025

Holland Middle School

All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.

Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.

by Drake The Woman April 1, 2025

School

One of the most common and legal forms of child torture.

I'm planning on faking sick to avoid going to school! hehe!

by tylerjosephjoshdun21 April 2, 2025