National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

your life

means you having nothing going for yourself or others, you just sit a do nothing all day. Also means your life is terrible.

me and Jman is in the car riding around and I just look at him and say "your life"

by faxtzzz5 May 14, 2024

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

Yo yo-ing your nipples

When you are having sex-or whenever really, you grab your nipple and pinch real hard, and start moving your hand fast like you are flinging a yo yo.

So out of nowhere you decided to jump on the table and start yo yo-ing your nipples?!

by It.that.dumb.bitch.again February 28, 2019

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Get your toe down

To go fast in a vehicle related to the gas pedal and the action of pushing it

Dave you are going to be late get your toe down you might make it in time.

by Sir sweet April 4, 2022