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pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t

undoubtedly the coolest phrase ever created

period

no exceptions
Jason: Guess what.
Matt: What?
Jason: Pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t
by thesheisse December 7, 2004
mugGet the pen 15 all up in ya Sh!tmug.
The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.
Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.
by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004
mugGet the keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mummug.
The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005
mugGet the keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mummug.

I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.
Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
mugGet the I sure ain't gonna show ya my dickmug.

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“
by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019
mugGet the National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass daymug.

If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!

From the song 'Yeah!' by usher, 'lil jon, and ludacris. In this part ludacris is talking about getting a hand job.

The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.
Ludacris' part in 'Yeah!' :

My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..
by chacmool January 22, 2010
mugGet the If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!mug.

ope lemme just sneak right past ya here

the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent
person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
by traps n gaps January 20, 2021
mugGet the ope lemme just sneak right past ya heremug.

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