weed hoarder

someone who hoards weed and dosen't let anyone else touch it.

stop being a weed hoarder

by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016

weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016

weed anus

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole

Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus

by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016

weed colors

Weed colors are a term of how the state legalized its and how people smoke weed today, douchebag'Muhgey....I'm not high,are you.

"THOSE ARE TOTALLY WEED COLORS BRUH"

by Douchebag'Muhgey June 22, 2016

drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

by AB97 June 5, 2016

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

a pound of weed

A pound of weed is a 1000 g's where it goes normally for 10 dollars a g. A pound of weed would get you a major discount and depending on the seller could range anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 although, if you buy it separately 1g at a time will reach $10,000.

I BOUGHT A POUND OF WEED WHERE IT AT PABLO!

by Davdi January 19, 2018