Nesting Turtle

An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.

Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"

Nesting Turtle by SlayersRUs April 21, 2014

hood turtle 

A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods

Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.

hood turtle by Jr Uing/VM May 14, 2014

mine turtle 

a turtle that explodes when you step on it `

mine turtles explode when you step on them

mine turtle by marelized mapple November 18, 2019

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Holy shit is that a turtle 

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

Holy shit is that a turtle by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

Brown Turtle-Licker 

a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.

''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''

Brown Turtle-Licker by Ball Sack Jack ;) May 19, 2009

Awkward Turtle 

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

Awkward Turtle by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009