I started cumming inside her and halfway through, I pulled out and gave her a GLUE WAFFLE, I came so much all over her pussy!
by FunKnee August 24, 2017
Get the glue wafflemug. Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
Get the waffle-ironmug. When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
Get the Jamaican Waffle Stompmug. by Berry McKaukinir July 17, 2019
Get the Wafflemug. 1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly
Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly
Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
Get the Bitch wafflemug. 
I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy
by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018
Get the Belgian Waffle Guymug.