phone

a device that has loads of useful functions

joel:give me my phone back
berd: never

by shatisthat July 5, 2021

New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.

No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!

by Djay_man July 7, 2021

Smiling at their phone

Smiling at his/her phone: often associated with someone catching feelings.

“Oh my gosh did you see them smiling at their phone? They must be talking to someone they like”

by ItsYaGirlLukes July 8, 2021

Immigrant Phone

An older-model mobile phone that has been unlocked and is usually on a pay-as-you-go contract. So called because it can be used by transient people who don't have enough documents to be eligible for a contract.

"Wow, look at that ancient phone. Who uses one of those these days?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"

by Finger Jokey September 19, 2012

Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013

phone-flip

the act in where you quickly snatch a cell phone of an unsuspecting victim and flipping it around so that the back of the phone is facing the user. the phone-flip is best used during texing.

Luke: Hey bro i just phone-fliped the hell out of my girlfriend!
Carlo: You're such a poooos!

by My-Latte-Floats-Hard October 28, 2012

Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.

Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"

by Zahang August 20, 2013