twink dick

Twink dick is when a skinny gay twink has a disproportionately large penis

“I couldn’t believe it. When I took off his pants he had a twink dick! It was almost as big as his thighs!”

by socalgay February 3, 2019

Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

mosquito dick

is a very small penis

That guy has a really small wiener. He is a mosquito dick.

by Jefgg September 23, 2013

Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.

Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?

by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

by legs almighty January 24, 2011

dick bra

Also known as a jock strap, a dick bra keeps your goods in place during vigorous activities or any other time you feel like you need a little extra support.

Dude I was free ballin' during practice, but I'll probably wear a dick bra during the game.

I hate when my balls slap against my thighs when I run, so I went out and got a dick bra.

by Big C & Lil E September 6, 2010