Chode

A slang term for a mans ejaculate.

I blew my chode load in your moms eye.

by alorarose April 17, 2009

Chode

Picture of your dickure

Snapshot of your fat cock

Portrait mode of your rockin chode

Maury the Hormone Monster - 2019

Chode

by Her aulll October 9, 2019

Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.

James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”

by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021

Pogo Chode

When you chop off your legs and move around by bouncing on your penis like a pogo stick.

I need to get to my terminal fast, I'm going to cut off my legs and hop on my Pogo Chode over to my plane.

by Paul Petrol September 19, 2024

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.

I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.

by AlecDA April 12, 2019

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016